Well hello there, and welcome to my humble blog. I'm jake! :D
I am an aspiring photographer of the homosex kind. A massive DERP and I can be a socially awkward nerd. Ohh, and i'm 17 year old Masshole :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: you-win-this-time)
me: haha ok
autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB
Boy: I have concert tickets.
*I HAVE WARPED TOUR TICKETS
**I HAVE SLEEPING WITH SIREN TICKETS
***I HAVE THE READY SET TICKETS
****I HAVE EVERY BAND YOU LOVE TICKETS
*****I HAVE VIP FOR THEM EACH!!!
******I HAVE MONEY FOR A HOTEL AFTER SO WE CAN HAVE POST-CONCERT SEX
*******I HAVE VALENCIA TICKETS BECAUSE THEY'RE GETTING BACK TOGETHER
Nicki Minaj
i was just reminded that a few years ago the government chased this balloon for hours because they thought a boy was in it
the nation was on the edges of their seats
there was no boy in that balloon
(Source: pilosopogyno)
1: Slept naked / nude?
2: Favourite food?
3: Do you like Nutella?
4: Prefer natural juice or soda?
5: Chocolate or vanilla?
6: Cheese or pepperoni?
8: Do you like fruit?
9: Do you take any medication?
10: Is there sickness?
11: What was the last time you went to the dentist?
12: Do you know how to dance?
14: Have you told someone a secret?
15: What was the last thing you drew?
16: A moment that will never forget?
17: Do you play any instruments?
18: A film that made you cry?
19: What would you like to receive as a birthday present?
20: What is the favourite flavour of gum?
21: Do you miss something? what?
22: A person who marked your life and went away?
23: Name of your first Girlfriend (a)?
24: How long have you had tumblr?
25: Do you like barbecue?
26: Do you like films?
28: What day of the week do you prefer?
29: Sunday is a great day for …
30: Name the last person you talked to?
31: A song that sticks in your head?
32: The name of a person you do not support?
33: A reason to follow you?
34: The best time of day?
35: Beach or field?
36: A field / discipline that you do not support?
37: The name of the professor / teacher who was your favorite?
38: Worst moment that has passed?
39: Something that makes you sad?
40: Something that makes you happy?
41: Do you have many followers?
42: Have you had someone who you did not deserve?
43: Who is the most important person to you?
44: What if your mother died?
45: A singer you like?
46: Someone who’s there for you?
47: Have you smoked?
48: Drink vodka?
49: What is the last movie you saw in theaters?
50: A book I‘ve read and reread several times?
51: Favourite Actor?
(Source: forever-entwined)