Well hello there, and welcome to my humble blog. I'm Jake, an 19 year old Masshole, who is trying to find my way in the world of Human Services.
invite me over to ur house it’ll be a blast ill pet your dog while ur parents yell at you
I went to a sex tot party. It was fun.
Umbridge: “Boys and girls are not permitted to be within 8 inches of each other.”
[gay wizard laughter]
*puts on blow by beyonce*
"make sure you clean that, it’s the only way to get the….